Celbrity Gossip

Desperate LeAnn!

Here we go!

In Touch magazine is reporting that LeAnn Rimes has started referring to herself as "Mrs. Cibrian".

BARF!

An insider reveals that LeAnn placed an order for Girl Scout Cookies from her neighbor in Hidden Hills, CA under the name Mrs. Cibrian because "in her mind, they're already married!"

Yeah, until he cheats on her!!

[Image via WENN.]

John Mayer Becoming A Better Person?

Could it be? Could Dr. Douche really have turned a new leaf? No Maybe.

Sources close to John Mayer claim that the singer is a changed man, and that after a “bumpy year” he’s planning on “lying low” from women.

Apparently, he’s even abstaining from one-night stands!

"When girls texted him for booty calls, he'd respond ….. Now he ignores them," says the source.

He’s reportedly obsessed with his new Apple product — the iPad, which apparently is his new “late night love.”

Um…bullshit. He gave up women for an iPad? We’ll give him another week before the iPad starts collecting dust and he’s back out there reclaiming the title of biggest douche in the industry!

[Image via Ray Garbo/WENN.]

XTina Announces The Fall Of Bionic

It was a quick death, to be sure, but frankly, one that needed to happen. It was weighing her down too much.

Christina Aguilera's first foray in returning to music was a complete bust, but thankfully, she has finally listened to our advice and has told sources she is moving on.

During a press conference for her new movie Burlesque, she said:

"The creative process that involved Bionic is over, I did what I wanted to do and I'm satisfied with it. If the album sells or if the songs are a hit, I don't care and I don't need to know it, I did my part and I gave 100% while I was doing it, and I'm proud of this work…The creative process is my thing, I'm an artist and once something is over, I look forward for what is next, and I don't look back."

If that is how you want it, we'll try to oblige…until the next horrendous single comes out later this month!